Tanks and Tuddies
On "Tanks and Tuddies", Tubbs and Frankie bring you the most controversial sports talk podcast focused on Michigan and Wisconsin sports. MLB and NFL are our niches and where we hone in during most of the show. The show dabbles into the gambling world, hot takes, life updates and smack talk. Put a Michigan sports fan and a Wisconsin sports fan in a room together and it's bound to get heated, like TandT.
Tanks and Tuddies
EP 162 - NFL Week 12 Picks, Triple Diamond Locks & Paige's Picks
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Welcome back to Episode 162 of the show — the home of weekly NFL picks, sports betting locks, longshots, parlays, and unhinged football takes from two degenerates who love pain almost as much as they love winning tickets.
This week, we break down every angle of the NFL slate with our signature Locks & Longshots, updated season records, Lions/Packers talk, and Paige’s Picks. If you want NFL predictions, underdog picks, betting analysis, and laughs… you’re in the right place.
🔒 Locks & Longshots Records (All-Time)
Jake Locks: 112-92-2
Jake Longshots: 52-106-3
Austin Locks: 97-115-2
Austin Longshots: 54-170-5
🔐 Jake’s Locks (26-38)
Last Week: 3-3
This Week’s NFL Picks:
• Colts +3 at Chiefs
• Titans +13.5 vs Seahawks
• Jets +13.5 at Ravens
• Giants +10.5 at Lions
• Bears -3 vs Steelers
• Browns +3 at Raiders
• Jags -2.5 at Cardinals
• Falcons +1.5 at Saints
• Bucs +6.5 at Rams
• Panthers +7 at 49ers
🎯 Jake’s Longshot (12-36)
• Colts/Bucs ML Lay +789
Jake’s Long-Term Prop: Lions vs Packers in the NFC Championship with Lions -6.5 alt spread.
🔒 Austin’s Locks (50-47)
Last Week: 2-2
This Week’s NFL Picks:
• Texans +6
• Bears -2.5
• Vikings/Packers u41.5
• Colts/Chiefs o49.5 (Triple Diamond Lock of the Week)
• Panthers +7 (Triple Diamond Lock of the Week)
🎯 Austin’s Longshots (27-87)
• Texans ML +235
• Colts ML +154
• Browns ML +170 (Against All Odds Longshot of the Week)
🏈 NFL Talk This Week
• Shedeur Sanders
• Detroit Lions breakdown
• Packers concerns
• Lions win total (Keep Track Bet): O/U 11.5 — Jake (Over) vs Austin (Under)
🧨 TD Scorer Picks
Jake: Puka -115, Diggs +120
Austin: Christian Watson +195, JSN +105
🧱 4-Leg Parlay
Jake: Jags (-2.5), Seahawks/Titans o39.5
Austin: Bears (-2.5), Giants/Lions o50.5
⭐ Paige’s Picks
Austin: 104-59-1
Jake: 98-65-1
Paige: 97-66-1
📊 The Models
“The Model” → 3-3
“Data Backed Model” → Tracking continues
If you enjoy NFL betting breakdowns, weekly predictions, underdog longshots, parlays, and pure comedy — like, subscribe, and drop your picks below!
🔥 New episodes weekly → NFL Picks | Sports Betting | Locks & Longshots | Parlay Predictions
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